Wednesday, April 2, 2014
So lately, I’ve been doing some thinking. You know, about the important things, like looking at my life and my choices and dicks and just doing some deep, deep soul-searching, probing reeeeeal far in there, thrusting into that existential void at the center of all our existences, pounding hard (very hard) into the questions of truth and meaning, shuddering in the throes of a positively ecstatic spiritual enlightenment…
As you can imagine, it’s been very stimulating.
And I think at long last I’ve seen the light. And it’s telling me, no more with this shameless Hetalia pornography! No, beginning today, I shall join the Holy Church of Mochimerica and devote myself body and soul to only holy images of mochi and lettuce.
Of course, finding my religious calling does not preclude drawing porn. Heavens, no! Indeed, I intend to draw more porn than ever, as the Church of Mochimerica very much encourages such devout pursuits - provided, of course, the subject matter is limited to mochis and lettuce. Mochis fucking lettuce, lettuce fucking mochis, hardcore lettuce bdsm, you get the picture.
After all, when our lord and savior Mochimerica poses that most profound question, “May I fuck you?” I should hope we all answer in our heart of hearts with a resounding “okey.”

So lately, I’ve been doing some thinking. You know, about the important things, like looking at my life and my choices and dicks and just doing some deep, deep soul-searching, probing reeeeeal far in there, thrusting into that existential void at the center of all our existences, pounding hard (very hard) into the questions of truth and meaning, shuddering in the throes of a positively ecstatic spiritual enlightenment…

As you can imagine, it’s been very stimulating.

And I think at long last I’ve seen the light. And it’s telling me, no more with this shameless Hetalia pornography! No, beginning today, I shall join the Holy Church of Mochimerica and devote myself body and soul to only holy images of mochi and lettuce.

Of course, finding my religious calling does not preclude drawing porn. Heavens, no! Indeed, I intend to draw more porn than ever, as the Church of Mochimerica very much encourages such devout pursuits - provided, of course, the subject matter is limited to mochis and lettuce. Mochis fucking lettuce, lettuce fucking mochis, hardcore lettuce bdsm, you get the picture.

After all, when our lord and savior Mochimerica poses that most profound question, “May I fuck you?” I should hope we all answer in our heart of hearts with a resounding “okey.”

Thursday, December 19, 2013

Most of these answers are so hideously horrifically unforgivably late that I don’t even know how to introduce them. I’m sure I can’t come up with an apology eloquent enough to suffice - so how about I just make you all a blood sacrifice in penitence and we call it even, eh? (Virgin hearts, unicorn entrails; the usual.)

…in any case, the point is I’m very very very very sorry and I really suck at blog housekeeping. I’ve been saying that I’ll be more timely and more active in general for ages and… well… that really hasn’t happened so instead let me just preemptively apologize for probably very very very very late replies for the foreseeable future.

OTL

Everything under the read more, as always:

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Friday, September 6, 2013
Started out sketching England in a flower crown, ended up with… flower crown bondage? Hm.

Started out sketching England in a flower crown, ended up with… flower crown bondage? Hm.

Thursday, August 8, 2013

Answers to anon asks are under the read more. Thanks for the messages/questions/etc! :D

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Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Incredibly, horrifically, astoundingly, why-does-anyone-even-bother-contacting-me-ly late answers to ancient asks from the depths of my dusty crypt of an inbox are under the “read more.” /o\

Anyway, I am - fingers crossed! - going to have a handle on real life soon and will be able to update this blog more regularly. I was shocked to see that for a while now I’ve only been updating with pics a couple times a month, which is just freaking tragic since the whole point of starting this blog was in hopes of encouraging myself to draw more fanart. I’ll consider it a mid-year resolution to turn this around and start posting regularly, at least 2-3 pics a week or something, even if it’s only rough sketches. Also I’ll aim to be more timely with correspondence.

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Sunday, November 25, 2012

Anonymous said: What is your exact stance on shota?

LOVE IT! And I like loli too. :D

Man, I’ve gotta put together a comprehensive list of all my kinks at some point… (Which might be a bit scary for some of you; as always, if anyone’s uncomfortable, please always feel free to unfollow.)

Friday, November 2, 2012
1. /brofist for crazy fetishes, fuck yeah! :D And thank you so much, anon!!
2. No no, in fact I… am… L A M E - but wow, thanks so much! You are too sweet, anon. :’D
3. I have dreams in which I draw everything I want really fucking fast and it all magically comes out exactly the way I wanted and life is wonderful… and then I wake up. orz Got the England and France for you just now, at least?
4. Random… uh… I am terrible at sports, I love ketchup on scrambled eggs, I hate cold weather, I like to eat raw beets, and I always keep my fingernails trimmed as close to the flesh as possible because I can’t stand the feeling of getting anything caught under my nails.
5. You’re actually the second person to ask. I guess oekaki has become unpopular - it used to be pretty common! Anyway, oekaki is just a program that lets you draw and share pictures in a forum. It’s very basic and has few features, but some people do amazing work with it. This is the only one I bother with, because it doesn’t require an account: http://boards.4chan.org/i/

1. /brofist for crazy fetishes, fuck yeah! :D And thank you so much, anon!!

2. No no, in fact I… am… L A M E - but wow, thanks so much! You are too sweet, anon. :’D

3. I have dreams in which I draw everything I want really fucking fast and it all magically comes out exactly the way I wanted and life is wonderful… and then I wake up. orz Got the England and France for you just now, at least?

4. Random… uh… I am terrible at sports, I love ketchup on scrambled eggs, I hate cold weather, I like to eat raw beets, and I always keep my fingernails trimmed as close to the flesh as possible because I can’t stand the feeling of getting anything caught under my nails.

5. You’re actually the second person to ask. I guess oekaki has become unpopular - it used to be pretty common! Anyway, oekaki is just a program that lets you draw and share pictures in a forum. It’s very basic and has few features, but some people do amazing work with it. This is the only one I bother with, because it doesn’t require an account: http://boards.4chan.org/i/

Thursday, October 18, 2012
My response is ridiculously late on two of these, sorry! OTL
1. Australia’s one sexy bastard, yesss~ щ(≖ヮ≖щ) Come, my new bff, let us ride into the sunset dramatically on our bicycles! …and hope that we are not eaten by dingoes or vampire koalas or whatever other charming creatures lurk in Australia.
2. Aw, thank you very much, anon! Personally, I think that my porn needs to be more dynamic - it’s hard to get the feeling right, in my head it’s all more raw and visceral and by the time it gets drawn I find it… disappointingly tame. But maybe I can work this “classy” angle. Add little top hats and monocles to all the dicks, for example. :oa
3. For Bike-a-thon? England/Belarus sort of, and England/Belgium. Outside of Bike-a-thon, I don’t have anything planned. Ngl, this blog is mostly a sausagefest.

My response is ridiculously late on two of these, sorry! OTL

1. Australia’s one sexy bastard, yesss~ щ(щ) Come, my new bff, let us ride into the sunset dramatically on our bicycles! …and hope that we are not eaten by dingoes or vampire koalas or whatever other charming creatures lurk in Australia.

2. Aw, thank you very much, anon! Personally, I think that my porn needs to be more dynamic - it’s hard to get the feeling right, in my head it’s all more raw and visceral and by the time it gets drawn I find it… disappointingly tame. But maybe I can work this “classy” angle. Add little top hats and monocles to all the dicks, for example. :oa

3. For Bike-a-thon? England/Belarus sort of, and England/Belgium. Outside of Bike-a-thon, I don’t have anything planned. Ngl, this blog is mostly a sausagefest.

Saturday, October 13, 2012
Bike-a-thon Day 4: England/Seychelles
So is she trying to save him, or drown him? Your guess is as good as mine.
I’m not totally happy with how I handled the water and the lighting, but eh. Overall, this was a fun experiment!

Bike-a-thon Day 4: England/Seychelles

So is she trying to save him, or drown him? Your guess is as good as mine.

I’m not totally happy with how I handled the water and the lighting, but eh. Overall, this was a fun experiment!

Sunday, September 30, 2012

Anonymous said: Are there things that you squick you and don't wish to draw? Like guro, shota, bestiality, scat...

I’ve posted shota before, and I’ll definitely get to guro sooner or later. Bestiality doesn’t do much for me, but isn’t a squick. Scat does squick me.

This is copy/pasted from an old reply, but it’s still up-to-date on my squicks:

There are just a few things I won’t draw because they’re turn-offs or squicks for me (but hey, no judgement here; good for you if you like ‘em): scat, vomit, basically all excrement kinks except watersports, pregnancy, inflation, emaciation, cannibalism, heavy gore (though as you may have noticed, I am quite fond of violence… I actually love some kinds of gore too but it’s really hit-and-miss with what sort of gore turns me on and what turns me off).