Wednesday, April 2, 2014
Once upon a time, long long ago, the kind and generous and absolutely amazing lawn drew this drop-dead gorgeous prisoner!America porn for me, and in thanks I offered to draw something for her, and then… and then if this were a better fairy tale, right around this point there’d be a curse or a quest or something to excuse my awful, awful tardiness (or at the very least I’d be turned to stone in punishment for my wicked, vile, procrastinating ways).
But alas! this is a super lame fairy tale being spun in the middle of the night by a very very tired sleepy vuri and so it ends with I’m so so sorry for the long wait, lawn! ;o; Here’s your FrUS at last, I hope you like it!
(…and then France and America fucked sexily ever after, the end. )

Once upon a time, long long ago, the kind and generous and absolutely amazing lawn drew this drop-dead gorgeous prisoner!America porn for me, and in thanks I offered to draw something for her, and then… and then if this were a better fairy tale, right around this point there’d be a curse or a quest or something to excuse my awful, awful tardiness (or at the very least I’d be turned to stone in punishment for my wicked, vile, procrastinating ways).

But alas! this is a super lame fairy tale being spun in the middle of the night by a very very tired sleepy vuri and so it ends with I’m so so sorry for the long wait, lawn! ;o; Here’s your FrUS at last, I hope you like it!

(…and then France and America fucked sexily ever after, the end. )

So lately, I’ve been doing some thinking. You know, about the important things, like looking at my life and my choices and dicks and just doing some deep, deep soul-searching, probing reeeeeal far in there, thrusting into that existential void at the center of all our existences, pounding hard (very hard) into the questions of truth and meaning, shuddering in the throes of a positively ecstatic spiritual enlightenment…
As you can imagine, it’s been very stimulating.
And I think at long last I’ve seen the light. And it’s telling me, no more with this shameless Hetalia pornography! No, beginning today, I shall join the Holy Church of Mochimerica and devote myself body and soul to only holy images of mochi and lettuce.
Of course, finding my religious calling does not preclude drawing porn. Heavens, no! Indeed, I intend to draw more porn than ever, as the Church of Mochimerica very much encourages such devout pursuits - provided, of course, the subject matter is limited to mochis and lettuce. Mochis fucking lettuce, lettuce fucking mochis, hardcore lettuce bdsm, you get the picture.
After all, when our lord and savior Mochimerica poses that most profound question, “May I fuck you?” I should hope we all answer in our heart of hearts with a resounding “okey.”

So lately, I’ve been doing some thinking. You know, about the important things, like looking at my life and my choices and dicks and just doing some deep, deep soul-searching, probing reeeeeal far in there, thrusting into that existential void at the center of all our existences, pounding hard (very hard) into the questions of truth and meaning, shuddering in the throes of a positively ecstatic spiritual enlightenment…

As you can imagine, it’s been very stimulating.

And I think at long last I’ve seen the light. And it’s telling me, no more with this shameless Hetalia pornography! No, beginning today, I shall join the Holy Church of Mochimerica and devote myself body and soul to only holy images of mochi and lettuce.

Of course, finding my religious calling does not preclude drawing porn. Heavens, no! Indeed, I intend to draw more porn than ever, as the Church of Mochimerica very much encourages such devout pursuits - provided, of course, the subject matter is limited to mochis and lettuce. Mochis fucking lettuce, lettuce fucking mochis, hardcore lettuce bdsm, you get the picture.

After all, when our lord and savior Mochimerica poses that most profound question, “May I fuck you?” I should hope we all answer in our heart of hearts with a resounding “okey.”

Sunday, March 23, 2014
My half of an art trade for the charming and talented and delightfully kinky Slouph! ◕ヮ◕ I’m sorry this is so incredibly late (…this is why I never do art trades usually, eep), but here we are at last and I hope you like it!
The prompt was an ancient Rome AU with forbidden love between nobleman!Romano and slave!America but uh… forgive my somewhat lackadaisical attempt at a background which ended up… probably a bit closer to modern Vegas than ancient Rome. /o\

My half of an art trade for the charming and talented and delightfully kinky Slouph! ◕ヮ◕ I’m sorry this is so incredibly late (…this is why I never do art trades usually, eep), but here we are at last and I hope you like it!

The prompt was an ancient Rome AU with forbidden love between nobleman!Romano and slave!America but uh… forgive my somewhat lackadaisical attempt at a background which ended up… probably a bit closer to modern Vegas than ancient Rome. /o\

vuri:

For this lovely request on the kink meme - Germany/Romano, forced sex. Because, you know, if you’re going to keep pets then it’s important that they learn to get along, right~? щ(≖ヮ≖щ)

Just found out that someone wrote fic for this prompt too, and you can check it out here on the kink meme!! Ahhhhhhh thank you so much, author!anon, this totally made my night! ლ(≧ヮ≦ლ)

vuri:

For this lovely request on the kink meme - Germany/Romano, forced sex. Because, you know, if you’re going to keep pets then it’s important that they learn to get along, right~? щ(щ)

Just found out that someone wrote fic for this prompt too, and you can check it out here on the kink meme!! Ahhhhhhh thank you so much, author!anon, this totally made my night! ლ(≧ヮ≦ლ)

Monday, March 17, 2014
This was sort of an accident. I mean I sat down with every intention to draw this nsfw Prussia idea and instead - well, this is pretty much the polar opposite of that. Look at these annoying little brats, interrupting my evil plans for Prussia. Damn you, and damn your cutesy little side button boots (which I totally want a pair of for myself, by the way). ヽ(o`皿′o)ノ
I guess this must be a victorian era human AU. I wonder whether it was Arthur or Francis who picked out these matching sailor outfits…

This was sort of an accident. I mean I sat down with every intention to draw this nsfw Prussia idea and instead - well, this is pretty much the polar opposite of that. Look at these annoying little brats, interrupting my evil plans for Prussia. Damn you, and damn your cutesy little side button boots (which I totally want a pair of for myself, by the way). ヽ(o`皿′o)ノ

I guess this must be a victorian era human AU. I wonder whether it was Arthur or Francis who picked out these matching sailor outfits…

Friday, February 28, 2014

union-jackoff replied to your post: anonymous asked:Vuri-Senpai… Ar…

Awww you have priorities, love, but I miss you. -hug hug- As long as you’re taking care of yourself

Ahh, thanks so much!! :’D /hugs back

heartartemishunter replied to your post: anonymous asked:Vuri-Senpai… Ar…

omg did not see an update coming. jk welcome back :3

Well, no one ever expects a zombie!vuri apocalypse until it’s too late… |≖◡≖)~ And thank you!

mekaneko replied to your post: anonymous asked:Vuri-Senpai… Ar…

vuri senpai you’re one of my favorite zombies <3

Aw, shucks, that’s so sweet of you to say! I’m honored, and I swear I will try not to eat your brains even if I am really, really hungry.

Anonymous said: Vuri-Senpai... Are you dead? ;m;

Eep… yeah, I’ve a little bit dead - or at least pretty deeply buried (I am the worst procrastinator; I owe certain other people and my own damn self like a zillion things I promised to draw ages ago) - but fear not! I’m slowly dragging my corpse out of the grave now. Forgive me if there’s still a lingering trace of crypt-dust on me, or the scent of decay on my breath, or the occasional limb falling off here and there - all perfectly ordinary side effects of prolonged death, which should soon subside on their own. Hopefully.

Anyway! Now that I’m back in business and have my fanart mojo more or less in gear again, I’m gonna try to get down to business and start scaling this mountain of Fanart Stuff I Meant To Do Ages Ago.

Thanks for your concern! Sorry if I worried anyone.

And double triple sorry to those who’ve sent me messages, I’m getting to them! OTL

Thursday, December 19, 2013

Most of these answers are so hideously horrifically unforgivably late that I don’t even know how to introduce them. I’m sure I can’t come up with an apology eloquent enough to suffice - so how about I just make you all a blood sacrifice in penitence and we call it even, eh? (Virgin hearts, unicorn entrails; the usual.)

…in any case, the point is I’m very very very very sorry and I really suck at blog housekeeping. I’ve been saying that I’ll be more timely and more active in general for ages and… well… that really hasn’t happened so instead let me just preemptively apologize for probably very very very very late replies for the foreseeable future.

OTL

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Tuesday, December 17, 2013
I&#8217;m so full of artfail lately - but here&#8217;s a quick England sketch, to prove I&#8217;m still alive and kicking. More/better next time, hopefully…

I’m so full of artfail lately - but here’s a quick England sketch, to prove I’m still alive and kicking. More/better next time, hopefully…